Bastards!!!

It wouldn't surprise me to learn that the IT guys here suppress the wifi signal I the bathrooms. My Words With Friends play is really suffering.

Phlushaphobia

Ever since I switched jobs and went from auto-flush bathrooms to manual, I suffer from pretty strong anxiety soon after I leave the pooper. I always doubt whether or not I flushed before leaving the stall. Regrettably, my fears have been realized at least once.