The guy next to me is humming and grunting. That is totally
inappropriate for a public poo.

Bad poops first thing in the morning is a terrible way to start the
day. Scones come in second place.

Could this be the first post written on a plane? That burrito last
night was not a perfect idea before an early morning flight.

For reasons I would only explain here, the Ogden Theater in Denver
just became my favorite concert venue.

I can't wait for widescreen iPhone controls for email. It will make
times like this easier to write during.

1 big burrito + 1 large coffee milkshake = lots if good quality iPhone
solitaire practice.

I have got to remember to always ALWAYS check the paper supply BEFORE sitting.

News Item

You can win and Iphone and a year's supply of toilet paper without leaving the bathroom courtesy of Uncle John's Bathroom Readers. Visit http://www.youtube.com/UncleJohnsBRI  to enter.  I read about this in USA Today during my morning ritual.

 

 

 

Is there such a thing as "crop blasting"? If so I did it on the way in
here and apologize to anyone who was in the area.

I really want to poo, but my body won't let me. If I throw up this far
after eatingit won't be poo, will it?

I think seat pee-ers should be sentenced to life sitting on a pee seat.