Tuesday, May 30

I have the coffee runs again.

Wednesday, May 17

Trying to think of a good ''Brick in the Wall'' pooping parody but can't. ''Brick in the Stall'' is just way too obvious.

Tuesday, May 9

As a courtesy to others, please glance down to ensure that your flush ''took'' before leaving the bathroom. Thank you. -Society

I wonder if people think i set up residence in here or they just think i am sick.