I think there are distinctive mood poops as well as distinctive food poops.

What happens in the toilet stays in the toilet.

Wouldn't it be awkward to be pooping in the stall next to Darth Vader because he'd be breathing real loud. How uncomfortable.

I don't know what i did to my stomach, but it is pissed.

Please never refer to the toilet as ''The Love Bucket'' again. Thank you.

I hate the ''let's try this again'' poos. Apparently the first go wasn't all that effective.

Prior to any air travel people seem to clean out their systems pretty thoroughly.