I just emptied, now i am hungry.

What to you call a solid/liquid hybrid?

Sometimes you really want to push something significant out but if it ain't comming, it just ain't comming.

The cold seems to be prodding me to evacuate toxins to make room for precious warm beverage.

In a multi-stall setup I always take the first stall. I figure it gets the least use because most skip it.

A healthy duke right after Chipotle is always a welcome friend.

Why don't people with tile floors carpet their doorways?

Why does 'The King' play for the 49ers?

Live from watching the super bowl crap. It is a good break in all the excitement.

I like the smell of chalk. If that makes me wierd, then I guess I'm a wierd chalk smeller.

How long can man go without pooping while still eating normally?